Hey Dummy, Buy Her Roses for Valentines Today
Are you dumb? Dumb people wait until Valentine’s Day to buy roses. If that’s you, man up and admit it. You are dumb. I use to be dumb.
To not be so dumb, BUY HER ROSES ON AMAZON RIGHT NOW. If you do not, you are dumb like I use to be.
Here is how dumb I was:
Last year in San Francisco, I waited until Valentine’s Day to buy my girlfriend roses. I just wanted the standard one dozen roses.
The manipulative florist eyed me and said: “It’s $10 per rose!”
Frustrated, I looked at him and said, “Are you frickin’serious?”
“Supply and demand my friend,” he says back to me.
Friend my arse.
I didn’t have a choice so I paid him. Ouch, I just took one hard!
“Happy Valentine’s Day,” he said with a smug laugh as I walked off.
Moral of the story: DON’T BE A DUMMY! BUY HER ROSES ON AMAZON RIGHT NOW. You get fantastic roses at a great price…without any smug looks!
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